December 18, 2017

The Known (to far too few) and the Unknown (to those with other agendas)

Now that Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld is making the rounds with his revisionism it’s a good time to look back again and understand how he and the other neocons bamboozled the American people.

Remember this golden oldie?

There’s a Q in Al Queda and a Q in Irag,
That’s the cue to attack!!

EITHER YOU’RE CLOSING YOUR EYES TO A SITUATION YOU DO NOT WISH TO ACKNOWLEDGE,
OR YOURE A RED PANTIE WEARING COMMIE WHO IS SUPPORTIVE OF A TERRORIST REGIME IN THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY!

WELLLLLL, YA GOT TROUBLE MY FRIEND….
RIGHT HERE I SAY, TROUBLE IN THE WORLD COMMUNITY
WHY SURE IM A PEACELOVER, REALLY MIGHTY PROUD TO SAY IT, ALWAYS MIGHTY PROUD TO SAY IT,
I CONSIDER THAT THE TIME I SPEND TALKIN BOUT PEACE IS GOLDEN,
HELPS ME CULTIVATE A SWEET NATURE, A COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM AND A FEW VOTES

EVER TRY TO SEND A FLEET OF SHIPS HALFWAY ROUND THE EARTH AND KEEP THE TENSIONS GOING
BUT JUST AS I SAY IT TAKES JUDGEMENT BRAINS AND MATURITY TO BULLY THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD, I SAY THAT ANY BOOB LIKE CLINTON CAN LOB A MISSLE INTO AN ASPIRIN FACTORY,
AND I CALL THAT APPEASEMENT, THE FIRST BIG STEP ON THE ROAD TO THE DEPTHS OF DEMOCRATIC HANDWRINGING FIRST ITS A LITTLE WHINE FROM THE LIBERALS THEN ITS DRINKING BEER WITH SADAAM,

AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU GOT AL QUEADA RUNNING ROUND IN A MUSLIM SCARF,
KILLING US ALL WITH WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION, DONT FORGET ABOUT 9/11,
THEY DONT USE GOOD OL CLUSTER BOMBS NO, BUT A TYPE OF WEAPON OF A DIFFERENT FORCE,
LIKE TO SEE SOME WILD EYED RAGHEAD SCREAMING ALL–AH AKBAR,
MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL? WELL, I SHOULD SAY, NOW FRIENDS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I MEAN,
YOU GOT ONE, TWO THREE FOUR, SIXTEEN RESOLUTIONS AT SECURITY COUNCIL,
THOSE RESOLUTIONS MARK THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROGUE NATIONS AND THE FREE,
LISTEN TO ME AND YOU WILL SEE THEY GOT WMD,

FOR THE PAST TWELVE YEARS THE UNITED NATIONS HAS BEEN FRITTERIN’,
ALL THE NAYSAYERS BEEN FRITTERIN,
FRITTERIN’ AWAY WITH RESOLUTIONS AND INSPECTIONS TOO,
LISTENIN TO THE FRENCHIES GAB AND THE FRITZIES GAB
NEVER MIND GETTIN’ ALUMINUM TUBES AND THE NUCLEAR BOMB STUFF,
NEVER MIND JOSE PADILLA AND HIS DIRTY BOMB TIL WE’RE ALL INCINERATED IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD
AND THATS TROUBLE, OH YES YA GOT TROUBLE,
I’M THINKIN BOUT AL QUEDA GUYS IN NORTHERN I-RAQ, BOILING UP GAS AND PRAYING TO ALLAH,
YA GOT TROUBLE MY FRIEND,
IN THIS INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY,
THERE’S A Q IN AL QUEDA AND A Q IN IRAQ THATS MY CUE TO ATTACK

NOW I KNOW YOU’RE ALL PEACE LOVING CITIZENS BUT IM GONNA BE PERFECTLY FRANK,
DO YA KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUFF THEY GOT BUBBLING IN TEST TUBES BY THOSE EUPHRATES BANKS….WELL, IM TALKING BOUT ANTHRAX….WELL, IM TALKING ABOUT VX…. BUBBLIN UP SARIN GAS LIKE TERRORIST FIENDS…
….AND BRAGGIN ALL BOUT HOW THEYRE GONNA KICK THE BUTT OF THE MOTHER OF ALL SATANS….
ONE FINE NIGHT, THEY TAKE THE DRONES FROM THE HANGER AND FLY EM TO AMERICA, SUICIDE BOMBERS, EVILDOERS AND ,
GRAB YOUR SON, YOUR DAUGHTER FROM THE EVIL SLAUGHTER OF THE TERRORIST HORDES,
MASSTERIA!!!!
FRIENDS, ITS A NEW COUNTRY SINCE 9/11
TROUBLE
AND ITS A PITY
THERE’S A Q IN AL QUEDA AND A Q IN IRAQ THATS A CUE TO ATTACK,

OH YA GOT TROUBLE
AND IT AINT PRETTY,
GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THOSE OILFIELDS FROM IRAQ!
OUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN GONNA HAVE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE
OHHHH YOURE IN TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TROUBLE…..
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HE GASSED HIS PEOPLE TOO!
YA GOT TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE…
OH YES YOU GOT TROUBLE
LETS MAKE BAGHDAD RUBBLE….
WITH A Q IN AL QUEDA….AND A Q IN IRAQ—ITS MY CUE TO ATTACK!!!!!!!

THE WMD SONG

Out of my mind…

Was I the last person in America to discover that ‘schmuck’ is an acceptable commercial word as in ‘Dinner for Schmucks’? Did this title create any controversy at all? Ten years ago it would have been called “Dinner for Shnooks” but soon will breed the sequel: “Breakfast with Assholes”. Lenny Bruce joked that he was arrested “by a Yiddish undercover agent” for saying the word “schmuck” onstage. Can ‘Shit My Father Says’ be far from censorship freedom? Yet it’s always irritating to me when I see F— printed in a newspaper and a magazine, as if we aren’t pronouncing the word in our minds, filling in the letters while reading. Yeah, right,.F— that!……Its been years since I heard a new song that I really, REALLY liked. Is that a sign of getting old or the sorry state of modern pop music?…..If the GOP can make you believe that raising the top marginal tax rate 4% for the richest 2% of Americans will hurt the economy they can make you believe anything. Oh wait: WMD in Iraq, Terry Schiavo eating puddings and responding to her parents, John Kerry cowardly in Vietnam, Obama is a socialist–silly me–Of course they can make you believe anything!……Best movie I saw this year: ‘The Secret in Their Eyes’. It was made in Argentina…… These three statements alone could slow some silly arguments in their tracks: 1. the first victim of terrorism on 9/11 was a Jew. 2. Dick Cheney told his Treasury Secretary, ‘You know, Paul, Reagan proved that deficits don’t matter.’ 3. Hamilton and Washington personally organized a military force to put down a citizen’s revolt over taxes, arrested the perpetrators and sentenced a couple to death. Try it…….When the teacher told Kyle at elementary school graduation that in Middle School he would start having periods he was aghast: ”NOOOO. They taught us in sex ed that only girls get periods!”……Remember last years summer of death? Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farah Fawcett, Walter Cronkite, John Hughes, Billy Mays, Ted Kennedy–So far this summer’s obituaries carry a lot less star power. Mitch Miller and George Steinbrenner? Even celebrity death is in recession…… Why do the days seem so short when you’re in Florida?